Posted by
lge on Wednesday, November 21, 2007 2:18:36 AM
Hillary Clinton says she's been "standing up for abused and neglected children" and sech for 35 years. She says the whole country knows where she stands.
Hillary -- go ahead and sit down. Seriously. Take a load off. We don't care whether you sit, stand, or (as usual) lie. We know you're a self-dramatizing pseudo-heroine, that you think you're some kind of Christ figure sent down to America to save us backward, benighted citizens.
But spare us. Don't bother. Seriously. We're not worthy. Spare us your attentions, your "brilliant" intellect, your whips, chains, and other dominatrix accoutrements. Spare us your nauseating hypocrisy, your insane lust for power, your sneaking, underhanded, lying weasel ways. Spare us your cattle-futures money-laundering conspiracies. Spare us your slanderous accusations against the Travel Office employees. Spare us your felonious hiding of subpoenaed billing records. Spare us your Uriah-Heep-like hand-wringing, toad-licking, suck-up calculating mannerisms. Spare us YOU.